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the GAA in Antrim
We welome readers to send in jokes, reports on games you have played, or any stories connected with Gaelic Games, please email them to us at saffron-og@antrimgaa.net
Any letter / joke / report etc. that appears in Saffron Óg, the sender will receive a small prize
This month we had some jokes submitted by the Murray Family who are keen Antrim followers.
1. What do you call two banana peels? A pair of Slippers!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!
3. What has 4 eyes but cant see? The Mississippi!
4. What letter is found in a cup? T !
Ruairi Murray - (Age - 12)
1. What did Snow White say while she was waiting on her photo's? Someday my prints will come.
2. How do you join Dracula's fan club? Send in your Name, Address and Blood Group.
3. Why did the boy stand in front of the mirror with his eyes closed? To see what he looked like when he was sleeping.
4. Why is a football pitch always wet? Because of all the dribbling during matches!
5. What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream? Aston Vanilla !
Oisín Murray - (Age - 8)
1. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well, pull yourself together man !
2. Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Sacha !
Sasha who ?
Sasha lotta questions, just let me in!
Aofie Murray - (Age - 4)
